I’ve done it. I finally found the secret to beating the casino. All I had to do was a Google search of “secret to beat the casino” and there it was the secret to my success. Of course I had to pay $99 first, but it would be well worth it. While I was reading the advertisement all I could think about was walking out of the casino with my pockets full of money. The casinos have taken so much money from me over the years but not anymore. I just had to finish putting in my credit card number and the secret system would be mine. The greatest thing is you don’t have to do any work, this system guarantees money without really doing anything. OK there. The order is placed, now I can download my highway to heaven. I can’t believe this guy is only charging $99; I would have paid $1000 for this information.
Does anybody truly believe that such a system as the one described above really exists? No, we don’t, but yet it is human nature to hold out hope. Search through Google analytics and look at the number of times phrases are searched such as: “make easy money in casino,” “beat the casino easy,” “make money on slots,” “how to beat slot machines,” and on and on and on it goes. Again, most people aren’t stupid. If they think rationally about it, there is no way casinos could make money if there was an easy way to beat them. Yet, we continue to hold out hope that one day we will stumble upon the holy grail of gambling success and are able to make millions at the expense of the casino without having to do a thing.
Unfortunately, the only easy way to make money in the casino is to hope you hit one of the large progressive slot machines that have about a 30 million to 1 shot of being hit, and that’s not an exaggeration. The other answer is to sell all your assets and get as much money as you can and bet it all on Black in roulette. I shouldn’t joke about that because there have been plenty of people to do that, so know that I’m joking that’s not a wise decision.
The point of this post is to let you know that gambling is pretty much like everything else in life. Yes, there are ways to make money gambling, but they certainly aren’t easy to learn and there are no guarantees of success. If you want to truly study the ways of an advantage gambler and make money through gambling, you’ve come to the right blog. If you’re just trying to look for some gimmick to make a quick buck, there are plenty of them out there but NONE of them work.